Needless to say, my dating life has been non-existent of late. I really have no idea why, but shit happens.
Simply looking at the title of this post should clue you in on whether or not I will be going on a 2nd date with this guy. He was definitely the king of oversharing! We meet up for a drink on a Sunday afternoon because that is his only day off this week. (This doesn't bother me because I just think of all the overtime he must be getting!) He talks pretty much nonstop for the entire date. I learn some interesting facts about him. I learn that he used to be a server so he tips well. I learn that he doesn't vote because his vote doesn't count. I learn that he has roommates (they are a married couple). He then casually inserts the fact that his dad was in prison and now lives in North Carolina because of their lenient registering as a sex offender rules. Wait, what? He doesn't really speak to him anymore though. Uh, I would hope not! Now on to 2004 memories. A credit card company gave him $11,000 of credit. What would you do with that? He decides to buy a 4-wheeler! After having said 4-wheeler for 1 month, he breaks his hip on it. A few months after that he gets in a drunk driving accident, in which he was the drunk driver! I then get to see the scars from the accident like they were something to be proud of. He keeps telling me that he is not a lush, but then I get to hear no less than 5 stories about times where he did stupid things while being drunk. I'll share my favorite. During one house party he had a bloody mary followed by Das Boot of some kind of beer. He then threw up outside of his buddy's house, but don't worry. The vomit froze which made for easy clean up! He simply took a shovel & threw it out into the street!
Now I'm not saying that these stories wouldn't eventually come up, but it sure was a lot to take on a first date!
Time of death: the second I learned his dad was avoiding registered sex offender laws!
