Updates & Surprisingly, I am Picky

First, the updates: After trying to give BDE a 2nd chance, he stood me up this week for our first meeting.  I haven't heard from him since, so he is either actually dead or just dead to me. Either way, I'm over it. 

Renaissance Man has informed me that after graduating he will be moving back home which is somewhere in southern Missouri, so we're back to square one.

Now after reading my blog, you may think that I will literally go on a date with anyone. This is simply not true. Surprisingly, I do have standards, and even if I think it may make good blog material, I turn down some SUPER losers. I thought it might be fun to type a typical conversation I've had with people on-line. This is verbatim an exchange with a rather attractive gentleman who sought me out today. I will call him Snap Chat. I will also not change any of the spelling or punctuation for your enjoyment.

Snap Chat: Hello
Me: Hi
S C: Ur vert pretty im "Snap Chat"
Me: Thanks! My name is "Single in KC."
S C: Nice to.meet u single in kc!
Me: Nice to meet you.
S C: Do.u text or have kik hun
(Obviously, I already see this guy for the douche he is, but I play along.)
Me: Nope
S C: Do u text
Me: Not before I meet someone (blatant lie)
S C: Well id love to text
Me: Sorry, I stick to my rules. (He totally wants to send a penis pic)
S C: Plz.i dont send penis pics
(Ha ha! I knew it! He's totally a penis pic sender!)
Me: Why can't you just use this site?
S C: Ok hun but i wont send penis pics
Me: Good to know.
S C: Sum.women looooooove penis pics i dont
Me: I'm not one of those women.
S C: Ok good cuz im not a penis shower 
(He's TOTALLY a penis shower!)
Me: OK
S C: Ok
Me: Now that we have penis talk out of the way, why don't you tell me about yourself.
S C: Well i love to cuddle
Me: Ok, good to know. Anything else I should know?
S C: Ilike women with curves
Me: What about your personality?

End of conversation   Time of death: your first spelling error