Coolest Chick in the World!

Well dates #2 & 3 had to be rescheduled from this weekend so now I'm booked tomorrow (Sunday), Monday & Tuesday.  Whew!  It's getting hard to keep track of these dates, while at the same time making for a pretty lackluster weekend.  While checking my bank statement today I looked at my security phrase.  It is the title of this post.  Whoa!  This chick sure does think a lot of herself doesn't she, you might be saying.  Well I'm not the one who said it.

I met Baldy on Yahoo! Personals.  This was MANY years ago. In fact, it was so long ago, I recently came across him on another dating site and for some reason he didn't remember dating me.  Apparently I didn't make as big of an impact as I thought.  I think Baldy and I went on two dates.  Date #1 was to Brio.  He was totally nervous (which I find endearing).  He talked about how his brother's girlfriend had freshly shaved his head for the date.  I appreciated his candor and the effort he put in.  

Date #2 is where things start to head south.  We went to Dave & Buster's.  I was dominating at Skee Ball & he kept gambling away his tokens on those machines that make you strategically place a coin so that others will drop.  As we were walking around we saw the photo booth.  One of the options is to morph two faces to see what your children will look like.  He thought this was a fantastic idea.  I was not so thrilled with the idea.  It was his money, so I went ahead and posed for the picture.  Our daughter looked HIDEOUS!  You may think that this was the time of death & it was close-definitely a life support support moment.  However the end is close!  After the date we parted ways & I was the lucky recipient of our alien baby.  I hadn't really talked to him very much after that and a few days later I received an e-mail from him.  It basically said that he had a really great time & missed talking to me.  The ending line is what really got me.  He ended his e-mail with "I really think your just the coolest chick in the world!"  Besides the obvious spelling error, I mean, I can't date a guy who says that!  My co-workers made a sash for me that says "Coolest chick in the world" and made me wear it for a day.  It's still hanging in my closet......along with all of my bridesmaid dresses.  Time of death-2:17 pm.