Latino Heat

Sometimes you just have to go out with a guy because he's hot, muy caliente if you will.  Latino Heat was definitely HOT!  He knew 4 different languages and had a sexy accent.  His skin was dark.  His hair was dark & curly in a sexy way.  I obviously can't stress his hotness enough.  

Before our first date he said that he had picked up something for me that reminded him of me.  I was very curious as to what that could be since he really didn't know me & I hadn't gotten a gift on a first date in a LONG time!  On our first date I learned how he got to America & where he had lived-pretty much all over.  This was very intriguing to me.  I honestly could've just listened to him reading the menu.  As we were leaving he gave me the gift.  I just glanced at it & thought it was white chocolate since I told him I didn't like milk chocolate.  I went to a friend's house after the date to dish about it & looked a little more closely at the gift.  It was actually 3 disks of soap that were in the shape of angels.  They stunk!  I then looked a little closer & I'm pretty sure he picked them up at an airport store.  Classy!  Like I said, I could've listened to him talk about any topic in that sexy accent......until Date #2!

Latino Heat was HORRIBLE at picking date places.  This may have been because he was fairly new to town-OK I'll give you that.  It took us 2 hours of texting to figure out what we were going to do for Date #2.  Finally I suggested going to an outdoor theater.  Then came the discussion of what we would eat.  For some reason, he did not understand the concept of bringing food to the theater to eat like a picnic.  I just chalked it up to cultural differences.  After another hour or so of figuring the eating situation out, we had a plan!  We drove separately to the theater (a blessing in disguise, believe me!) & met up at the ticket booth.  We chose a nice spot on the grass & began our picnic.  As we are eating we begin discussing the previous week.  I had a few moles removed that week & I was telling him about it.  He then says, "Did your doctor tell you that was necessary?"  Well, she suggested it, so I figured they needed to be removed.  "Well did the doctor tell you how to prevent that in the future?"  Ummm, they're hereditary & I need to continue to use sunscreen, why?  "I just don't think it's necessary."  Why?  "Well in my job the molecules can fix it.  Everything can have the molecules transformed by the vibrations."  Excuse me?  "My job has basically cured cancer."  WHAT?  Why hasn't this made the news?  "The drug companies won't benefit."  So you're telling me that you have cured cancer.  "Yes.  Many of my patients have no problems at all.  We cure every disease.  You just set the machine to the right vibrations."  Is this some freaky alternative medicine stuff?  "I don't like the word freaky.  It's just science!"  Luckily the show started & it was cold so I had an excuse to get the heck out of there! I don't care how hot you are, hotness doesn't cure crazy!
Time of death:  8:53PM