Sunday, December 30, 2018

Actual Usernames & Initial Messages

I've been working on this post for quite some time. I will definitely be adding to it as more interesting quotes & names come up. This is a list of initial messages received by "gentlemen" & interesting usernames. Enjoy!

"You nise"

"hi hon"


"Hi sexy"


"Ever been with a sexy black guy"


"Do you ever get what you pay for? I’m not sure, but I will say this. Do you ever feel like after an oil change or car wash, your car runs better? Like it has a personality or feelings? I do. 


Which is why I don’t use coupons, I don’t want my Heinz ketchup tasting like Hunts because I hurt it’s feeling."

"How are you have beautiful eyes"


"Hello your are very beautiful smile"


"Mmmmm yummy :) :p"


"Hi. You have the most prettiest smile."


"I'll give it to you the way you love it"


"Hello beautiful damsel you're really beautiful and cute !! I'm Wilson by the way and you?.... I'm rarely on here would love to get to know you better. 

Harold"---so are you Wilson or Harold???? 

"Hey, how are you? You are quite a sexy woman ;)" 

"You look like you have some yummy curves"


"Hey there :) wanna have my baby ? :) Would love to meet a woman who would like to have a child in the future"

"Yummmmm"

"Let's go to the casino I'll spot you the first couple hundred"

"Wanna hang out" followed by "I wanna fuck your brains out" then the ever popular "I wanna cum on your face" (At least he used the right your!"



Usernames from guys that have messaged me:
GrizzlyBearGrr
Magikaltongue-Love to get it slippery when wet
AWSOMETRAMTOGETHER
AWSOMETEAMTOGETHER (he must have figured out he spelled "team" incorrectly the first time, but hasn't quite figured out how to spell awesome)
daddydolla
magiksnugglez
hanginglongandlow-this guy initially sent "Super pretty smile!" However, a week later he sent a dick pic with the caption, "Consider it!"

Friday, July 6, 2018

Señor Aburrido

In case you are not fluent in Spanish, this post is entitled Mr. Boring. This is Date #2 for the day & didn't go much better than the first. I admit, I was cautiously optimistic about this date. He checked all of the right boxes in what I am looking for & seemed to really have his shit together. I completely ignored the fact that his messages to me were usually just one sentence or an emoji. Surely he'll have more personality when we actually meet right??? WRONG!

We planned to meet at Pierpont's for drinks & then possibly head to dinner. This seemed like a pretty classy date idea, so I was excited. As I walk up to the waiting area, he comes up from behind me & says that he was in the bathroom & thought that was me. (This was bathroom visit #1-please keep track throughout.) We go to sit at the bar & it is pretty full. Luckily a guy stands up & says that we can have his table. Then the silence begins. I'm pretty good at coming up with conversation, so I use what little I've gathered about him (good thing I made the spreadsheet) to try to get him to talk. I made him laugh out loud several times throughout the evening-that's how good of a conversationalist I am! It was like pulling teeth trying to get him to talk. When I told him about my injury in Jamaica he finally had an injury story of his own. He got a concussion a couple of weeks ago after falling off a ladder. Maybe I should be blaming the concussion for his lack of personality. He got hungry (let's be honest, I was too) so we decided to just order food there. Unfortunately, they were out of what we decided to get. I was over the silence by this time, but I was hungry so I decided to stick with it. That's when I went to the bathroom & so did he (Time #2 to go #1!) We then walked to the Freight house District close by and the first place we tried had an hour and a half wait. No way I was waiting for that. Luckily Lidia's only had a 10 minute wait so we went there. He then went to the bathroom again (#3) and I asked him if he had a bladder infection. He laughed it off. The ENTIRE 10 minute wait he stared ahead without talking! 10 WHOLE MINUTES OF SILENCE. I was really just waiting to see if he could last the whole time. He did! 

Everything at Lidia's was expensive. Now, I may be a bitch, but I'm not a horrible person. I knew this date was not going well, so I decided to go the cheap way out and just get a salad-the cheapest thing on the menu. (See I really am a good person!) A little more personality came through while eating, basically him making fun of me eating only a salad. I knew he meal prepped so I asked him about smoothies & how much protein he ate a day. He talked freely about food & that's about it. I did impress him with my minimal Spanish knowledge & he was definitely in to me. As we were leaving he said, "Don't make fun of me, but I have to go to the bathroom again." Yes ladies & gentlemen, this is bathroom break #4! He playfully teased me as we walked back to Union Station & this was the most personality I got the whole night----teasing me! Luckily when he walked me to the car he didn't do the awkward lean in. That would've just added to the awkwardness of the evening.

Time of death: Awkward Pause #7 of the Evening

UPDATE

After talking with Señor Aburrido a little more & seeing more of his actual personality, I decided to give him a second chance. (More evidence of me not being a horrible person!) He changed his workout schedule so that he could see me at my workout on Monday (Yes, this is walking the thin line between cute & creepy!), and he really put forth a lot of effort this week so I put him back on life support. 

In a genius move by him, he wanted to go see a movie. This will definitely cut down on the awkward pauses.  We could NOT agree on a movie, but he very graciously agreed to watch The Incredibles 2, even though he hasn't even seen the first one. We did agree on eating sushi (a soft food) before hand because in addition to the concussion from a few weeks ago, he knocked out a tooth as well & just got the temporary crown put on, so his mouth was still a little sensitive. We had MUCH better conversation this time around & only ONE awkward pause! He did eat sushi with a fork, so there's that, but that can be overlooked. He even brought up his bathroom issue! Apparently, he drinks like a gallon of water at work every day, so naturally it all has to come out. He made it through the movie like a trooper & even laughed out loud at parts. He only went to the bathroom 3 times this go around, so he's making progress. I guess I'd rather have him pee than get a UTI or piss his pants on our date. We did have a slight awkward moment at my car. He went in for a hug & I was ready to give him a little mouth to mouth resuscitation. We got all that figured out & I'm willing to go for round #3. We'll see what this week holds.

Time of Death: TBD-back on life support

The Umpire

I have 2 dates scheduled for today. This is a first! I also have another date for tomorrow evening, so this is definitely a record!

Unsurprisingly, Date #1 of the day was a bust! Now in my spreadsheet I will have to add height as one of the columns because I seriously overlooked his 5'7" height. I'm also calling bullshit on his listed 5'7" height because I looked him in the eyes & I'm not 5'7"! So he set up this date & I hadn't really talked to him that much, but decided, hey, what the hell. He has a pretty flexible schedule (read unreliable income) since his main summer job is umpiring for high school & college age kids. His winter job is being a surgical tech that doesn't actually want to be in the surgical room, so he just sterilizes the equipment. He travels for that job, but would like his traveling days to be over. That's a good thing since he's closer to 50 than 40! He's also in a bluegrass band & has a garden so would you think he would have some interesting stories to tell. You would be wrong! 

When deciding where to eat he informs me that he doesn't like big chain restaurants. OK, that's not a problem. He then asks if there is a Panera near me. (Ummm...isn't Panera a large chain restaurant???) I inform him that I workout until 10:45, so he wants to meet at 11:00. Well sir, unless you want me to meet you all sweaty & gross, I'm going to need some shower time. Finally we agree on noon since he has to get to Wichita to umpire anyway. I get a text at about 11:40 that he has "missed placed" his keys and could we bump it back to 12:30. Not a problem. Next text-Never mind, I found them, they were in his front door, it'll be a little after 12.  OK! At 12:15 I get a text that he has taken a wrong turn & will be there soon. 12:20 his GPS tells him he's here, but where is it. He is dressed in a College World Series t-shirt & athletic shorts & as aforementioned, is eye level with me when he finally walks in. He cannot understand the poor Hispanic girl who is taking his order even though she is speaking perfect English when she asks if he would like a half or a full salad. His initial response was "cold, I'd like my salad cold." She then asks if he wants chips, bread or an apple & he says no. She tells him that it comes with it & he says chips. (After we get our food & I get an apple, he says, "Oh that's what she asked chips or an apple." Uh, she said, "Chips, bread or an apple." "Oh man! I would've gotten bread! Do you think they would switch out my chips for bread?") 

The conversation is NOT good! Luckily I know a lot about baseball so I can keep him talking. I find out that he grew up in a small town in western Kansas & that his parents are the same age as my grandma. He's lived in Madison, Wisconsin as one of his travel surgical tech jobs & really loved it there. I also learn that he has grown a ghost pepper, but doesn't know what to do with it. He would show me a picture, but his phone is dead. This is the extent of what he adds to the "conversation." As we are leaving, he definitely wants to see me again. He's so glad we had a "great conversation" because that's so hard to find. (Was he on the same date I was?) 

Time of Death: The second my eyes met his without looking up

Thursday, June 14, 2018

The Math Teacher

I must start this off by saying how much I love math! I love everything about math. It is by far my favorite subject to teach! I had a HUGE crush on my Trigonometry teacher in college. So much so that I actually woke up for my 7:30am class to see his beautiful face. I also became his grader for several semesters as well, so I definitely CAN find math teachers attractive & want to date them. However, this particular math teacher is NOT that guy.

I had been talking to The Math Teacher for several weeks before he finally asked me out. We had a lot in common: our love of math & our love of Broadway musicals. This last fact left me wary, but I kept telling myself that Lin Manuel Miranda was at one time a teacher & he loves Broadway, so maybe he's not gay! I must admit, that some of our conversations were a bit boring, like what I imagine kids who don't like math feel like when they have to talk to their math teacher. However, we had so much in common that I did want to meet up.

The Math Teacher told me several times today that we was excited to finally meet me. He even sent me the address of the "restaurant" (I'm quoting restaurant here because it was Mi Ranchito) so that I would know exactly where to go. That's a good teacher move-make sure there is no possible way the students can misunderstand your directions. When we sit down at our table I notice something a little different. On one hand he has a ring on his pinky and on the other hand he has an almost identical ring on his middle finger. I don't question it, but mentally file this as the possible time of death for later. He begins talking like he has memorized a monologue. He has little to no interest in anything I have to say or any stories that I have from summer school. However, he really wants to tell me about his teaching schedule for next year, some technology things he's learned so far this summer, etc. Absolutely NONE of this applies to me or my school or 5th grade so I just nod my head. Finally he starts talking about Broadway! We have a decent exchange since we both are pretty well versed in musicals. He clearly is still pretty bitter about not getting cast in his 8TH GRADE play & that ruined theater for him in high school. Only recently has he gotten back into it. Let it go buddy, let it go! (Maybe if I had sung that like Elsa he would've listened to me!) Needless to say, as soon as dinner was over, this date was over too. One good thing may come from this though-I may have a new theater going buddy! (Don't worry, I'd pay for my own ticket!)

Time of death: The second I saw that 2nd ring!

Sunday, May 27, 2018

The Sweater

This blog post could have also been titled Mr. Boring. That should put you in the correct frame of mind for what's to come. I was supposed to go out for coffee with The Sweater on Sunday, however I received a message that he had to postpone. Later on in the day he informed me that the changing weather gives him migraines and that he wasn't feeling up to it. The next available time I had was Friday, so we plan to reschedule for then. 

I can tell from his texts that he is fairly introverted and doesn't date a ton, but maybe I need this in my life. Hey, opposites attract right? So Friday rolls around & I ask what time he wants to meet up. He doesn't reply until late afternoon with, "Where would you like to go?" Uh, I thought we were getting coffee? He says, "Right I know we agree (sic) to meet for coffee." So what is the question? "Where & when?" WTF dude! You told me some coffee place downtown. So it turns out he doesn't even remember where we were supposed to meet in the first place. By now it's like 6:00 & I'm starving. Finally I inform him that I don't even drink coffee & we can go wherever. He says, "Neither do I lol. I just thought it would be a public place and would be easier since you seem apprehensive about the online dating thing." Uh what??? I'm about the least apprehensive person I know. Talk about misreading a room! So finally I have to take control & tell him that we're now going to meet on Saturday & here is where we are meeting with the time. I didn't know that I had to wear the pants in this relationship. This does not bode well for our meeting.

If you live anywhere in the Midwest, you know that this Memorial Day Weekend has been hot as balls! Unfortunately, we have to wait outside for a bit. He has been standing in line for 2 minutes when I walk up & he is already dripping sweat.  I mean he's sweating like a whore in church. There is so much sweat that he has a preacher sweat rag that he dabs himself with! We have to wait for probably a total of 45 minutes. During this wait we are outside for probably 10 of them. Every time I talk to him he has to lean in, so now I'm concerned about the amount of sweat this guy is producing as well as his hearing. I honestly have a better conversation with the group of girls in front of us than I do with him. He initiates ZERO conversation so it's up to me to come up with things to discuss. Right as we are about to order he finally comes up with a conversation starter-teachers having guns. What the hell? This is what you're going to lead with? He then asks about active shooter drills. So the ONLY question he asks me during this entire date is about school shootings. At this point, I'm ready to shoot myself. Then he makes me pay for my dinner!

As you can probably tell, the dinner conversation was pretty much all me trying to come up with things to talk about. He's still dabbing his sweat while eating and leaning in to hear me (because if you know me at all, you would definitely agree that I'm quiet!). I ask him what his favorite type of food is & he says Mexican. So I ask him if he means authentic Mexican or Tex-Mex. He assures me that he likes authentic Mexican, where "you just point to something on the menu because you can't pronounce it." So where's your favorite place to get this authentic Mexican food? "Oh, I usually go to Mi Ranchito." Oh. Here is the menu to Mi Ranchito in case you've never been there. I'm going to go out on a limb and say if a restaurant has a chimichanga on the menu, it's not exactly authentic. Obviously there are some definitely awkward long lulls in our conversation. When it's clear he's finished eating, he just sits there dabbing his sweat and looking off into space. After a weird 3 minutes of this, I finally say we should get going so that someone can have our table. He says that he is so glad that he got to finally meet me and we part ways.

Time of death: The second he used that sweat rag in an air conditioned building.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

The Liar

I'm officially done with The Adult, so it's time to move on. I currently have 3 dates scheduled for this week & here is the update on Date #1. 

His name makes him sound worse than he really is. According to his profile he is a single Hispanic man that lives in Kansas City who works in finance. Now most of these things are in fact true. 

After chatting for a couple of weeks we agreed to meet at a Mexican restaurant. He chose Chuy's, which he spelled Chewy's. (This should have been Hint #1!) He showed up about 5 minutes late even though he used to live right by the restaurant. He was clearly nervous, but that's to be expected. He told me about his day with his mom which included telling off her neighbor who took down part of her fence because the neighbor was "taking advantage of living by a woman who lives by herself." Now granted the neighbor guy sounded like a jerk, but there is a theme here to being treated poorly. Dinner goes on with him asking many interview type questions & even comments that he hates first dates because they feel like interviews. I've never been asked on a date what my long term goals are, so that was a new one. About 1/2 way through dinner I was just talking like normal & he asks me if I like Seinfeld. I tell him that I've watched several episodes. He says, "But do you like it." I repeat that I've seen several episodes, but not every one. He then says, "I feel like I'm on a date with Seinfeld. If you could just do the voice that would be amazing." I'm going to take this as a compliment I guess. 

I went into this date a little apprehensive because although he was nice, I wasn't super attracted to him. I decided that I needed to meet him though to give him a fair chance. I wasn't really feeling it, so I made up an excuse about having to work on grade card comments and that I needed to translate them. He says, "Why do you need to translate them?" Ummm, because the parents don't all speak English. He asks if I teach at a special school. Ummmm, no, just a neighborhood school. He still seems confused, so I explain that my school is in a predominantly Hispanic neighborhood & many of the parents are not strong in English. He looks baffled & says, "Huh, I thought I was culturally aware, but I guess I'm not." (This should have been Hint #2)  

Just then he asks me if he told me the story about him at the liquor store. He then says, "I'm sure you saw my name on my credit card." (For the record, I didn't even glance at the bill or his credit card. After last week, I was just glad I didn't have to pay.) "I know I told you my name was 'Phil' but it's actually 'Parsa.' So the lady at the liquor store looks at my credit card and then says, 'That's an interesting name. Where are you from?' I give her my usual answer, 'Olathe.' But then she says, but where are your parents from? I lie & say they are from here because immigration is a big issue for some people." (To be honest, I want to know where his parents are from at this point because 'Parsa' is DEFINITELY not a Hispanic name!) The lady then shows his ID to a couple of people in the liquor store commenting on what a unique name it is. He gets pissed with the lady & asks for his ID & credit card back because he is taking is business elsewhere. Now I know I have never been in this situation before, but I think there are some very different ways he could've handled this. I honestly think the lady was just curious as to how he got his name. I then learn that he was born in Pakistan (a LONG way from any Spanish speaking & therefore Hispanic country) & only lived there for 1 month before moving to America. I have no problem with this whatsoever, but why lie about it? If you're nervous about people not wanting to be with you because you are Middle Eastern, those are not the type of people you want to be with anyway. Also, why pick Hispanic? Your country is closer to the Caucasus Mountains (from which the word Caucasian comes from), why not just say you're Caucasian then? I left the date baffled. He definitely wants to see me again, but people who aren't comfortable with their ethnicity are not for me.

Time of death: When he called me Seinfeld (You didn't see that coming did you?)

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

The Veteran

Well, The Adult has been out of town for ANOTHER month & may have to move (Yes, this is how my love life goes!), so I decided that I needed something to pass the time.  I started chatting up The Veteran and he very quickly wanted to meet. During our chat he asked if I had ever been married or close to marriage. I answered no & then I had to settle in for the longest text message I have ever seen. He went on for paragraphs about how in 2007 (Yes 10 years ago!) he was almost engaged. It took him 6 years to "emotionally recover fully." In this paragraph I learned that he used to be a pothead, joined the Army, quit being a pothead, cheated with someone near the army base, didn't tell her, got stationed in Korea, had his friends saying that she was cheating on him, was a "cauldron of emotions," he couldn't get over it & blamed himself. I'm telling you, a loooooooooong text. Why would I still agree to meet this dude? Because he said he listened to the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack the other day. I'm a sucker for show tunes! 

We met at a local BBQ joint & I literally only had an hour before I had somewhere else to be. This proved to be good luck! The minute he smiled all I could see were his yellow teeth! He also had a big lumberjack beard that I can only assume he's let grow out to somewhat mask the yellow teeth. He also made me pay for my own food. Now I'm all for eventually paying for my own food or taking turns, but on the first date it kind of annoys me. So I already wasn't really feeling this guy. I was kind of wishing he had a Phantom mask on to halfway hide the beard & teeth. As we are talking, he is somewhat amusing and we share some of the same views on some important topics (i.e. Q39 is highly overrated). He then tells me that he went to a local high school for a year. I ask him what brought him to my side of town & I learn that he was a troubled youth & in foster care. I think this may have been the pothead time, but I am not sure. I then learn that he did some time in jail as well. As much as I believe in rehabilitation, this is too many strikes for me. Luckily, my hour was over & I had to jet out of there! Thank God for small favors. (Oh yeah, he doesn't believe in God!)

Time of death: the second he smiled.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

I May Have Gone on a Date with a Gay Guy

Before I begin, I have NOT screwed it up with The Adult...yet. However, he has been out of town a lot lately & I decided I need to keep my options open. However, after this outing, The Adult is looking better and better. The title of this post should be self-explanatory. No need to read any further. If you're curious though, please continue. 

If you know me, you know that I am a big fan of the LGBTQ community. I'm all for equal rights and fairly liberal in my views. I also think I have pretty good gay-dar. Well my gay-dar was going off when I met this dude. Our initial texting conversations seemed normal enough. However, when he actually asked me out it was definitely awkward. "I like talking with you. Would you be up for meeting for coffee or a drink sometime?" What a compliment! I opted for a coffee meeting since it was on a Sunday afternoon. 

The minute I met him I got a gay vibe. Naturally we had good conversation-we have a lot of things in common. But, at one point, I'm pretty sure he was checking out the guy sitting next to us. After a quick hour, he said that he needed to get home. I thought for sure that I had was now off the hook! However, he messaged me a few hours later that he wants to meet again. Oooohhh, maybe we could go to a Broadway show!

Time of death: The minute I heard his voice

Sunday, February 18, 2018

The Drought is Over....For Now

I went out with 3 guys in one week! Yes, you read that correctly----3 guys, 1 week! I am not made for this! It has definitely cut into my Olympics viewing. You may be thinking, "Well this is all fine & good, but what is to come of these suitors?" I'm glad you asked! I will write about these one guy at a time as opposed to chronologically.

Guy #1-AKA The Dumb One or The Picky Eater (I haven't decided on his nickname yet)
As you can tell from his name, this is not going to end well. This guy is cute & definitely my usual type as far as looks go. Our first date (oh yes, we go on two) is to GoJo's. He picks this place & even goes early so that we avoid any forecasted wintry weather. He said that he has been there before & really liked it. So we get our menus & he comments on how the chicken teriyaki looks really good. Out of all of the choices on the menu, you're going with chicken teriyaki? OK. So our soup comes out & he eats a few sips of it. We have an OK conversation. He talks about traveling to Mexico & South America, but admits that he doesn't have a passport. He also pronounces Madrid, MAY-drid. I overlook this because I'm not a horrible person. Our salads come out & he passes on the salad because he's "not a vegetable person." Next comes our shrimp appetizer. You guessed it, he doesn't like shrimp. Don't worry, I do, so I ate his! I then learn that he is a truck driver & is only home on the weekends. This wouldn't be entirely bad, as I am usually pretty busy during the week. Then I look at his cute face again & think this may still work! When our full meal is in front of us I notice that he is only eating the chicken, no rice, no vegetables, nothing but chicken! I have a ton of food leftover so I box mine up & his as well because he isn't going to eat the vegetables or rice. (I had 2 full days of leftovers!) He comments on how full he is and pats his belly. We hug & I agree to a 2nd date because he's cute & owes me tacos.

Throughout the week I get texts with horrible grammatical & spelling errors. I guess it makes a little more sense now that I know that he drives the night shift, but still. One morning I'm awakened to, "When are we going out again?" Well good morning to you too sir! Anyway, he let me pick the taco place. I asked if he would like authentic tacos or Tex-Mex tacos & he said that it doesn't matter. I do a little research & find a hipster type taco place in the River Market area. I've never been there, but it had pretty good Yelp reviews, so I suggest it. He says that works for him. So we meet there & I check out the menu. The waitress comes over and asks if we're ready. "I am if you are," he says. "OK, go ahead," I reply. "I'll take 3 ground beef tacos." HOLY SHIT! I somehow manage to not crack up at this point. 
"We don't have ground beef tacos here. The only beef we have is carne asada." 
"Well I guess I'll take those." He looks at the menu. "Uh, no onions though."
"No cilantro either? Anything else?"
"You can throw some cheese on there."
So basically, you wanted Taco Bell tacos without lettuce????? You should've said you wanted Tex-Mex. Maybe he didn't know what authentic tacos were. Who knows! Anyway our conversation is OK, but nothing great. He comments on how much he hates weddings & how he would NEVER sit through a Catholic wedding. Well alrighty then. Luckily he texts me after our date about Date #3 & I politely decline. 
Time of Death: Honestly, after he pronounced MAY-drid

Guy #2-AKA The Boring One or The Hip(ster)
I don't know why I can't choose nicknames for these people! I should've known this wasn't going to go well when he messaged me that he needed my number because his "personality doesn't come across very well in writing." SUPER! We agree to meet to have coffee. I get there a little early & the barista would really like to take my order, so I go ahead & get my own chai tea latte. He comes right on time & I tell him that I already ordered. "Uh, can I get it for you." "No, it's right here. I already paid. Don't worry about it." (Mentally I am now thinking that he owes me dinner.) The place is kind of crowded & he sits right next to me. Usually this would annoy me, but since it's packed I'll let it slide. The conversation does not come easy between us. I can tell he is nervous. I learn that he has just started a new job because he physically couldn't be a chef anymore. You should know that I like food, so this is very appealing to me! I also learn that he is counting macros & sees a special trainer. (Why am I currently attracting guys with food issues???) After about an hour of forced conversation we part ways & I am still wanting a dinner. He's super considerate and texts me immediately saying what a good time he had. On Valentine's Day he texts, "Happy Valentine's Day! May I take you out for dinner this weekend?" This was followed by pictures of 2 dozen red roses. Well who is going to say no to such chivalry? Not this chick! 

We meet up at a Mediterranean restaurant that he says is his favorite. We have the usual small talk & then he tells me that he has had both of his hips replaced. "Like an old person?" "Yeah, no one has ever said that to me out loud, but yeah, exactly like that." He then goes through all of his limitations & I immediately think that if this goes further I'm going to throw his new hips out of place! I can't handle that on my conscience. He talks about books & is very sincere & kind & a great speller. All of these are fantastic qualities, however, there is definitely no spark there. We had some silences during our meal, and if you actually know me, I rarely am without words. So he hasn't texted me after this date. Maybe he's ghosting me. That would be fine with me because I certainly haven't texted him either.
Time of Death: Date #1 of awkward silences

Guy #3-The Adult
I'm not going to say too much about this guy because as of right now, I actually like him. He is 5 years older than me, has a real job, a real house, wanted to pick me up on our first date (no I didn't let him), and seems super interested in me. Our first date was to get sushi and there wasn't a lull in our conversation at all. We're going out again tomorrow & also have plans for Friday. He also said that he didn't want to be in this blog! Sorry! In the words of one of my friends, "Don't fuck this up!" I'll do my best!